Frankenhooker (1990)

Frank Henenlotter’s humorous horror flick Frankenhooker (1990) is a splatterific cult classic! Loosely based on Mary Shelley’s novel “Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus” (1818), the R rated movie follows med school dropout Jeffrey Franken (James Lorinz) as he cruises the red light district in search of prostitutes so he can stitch together a body for his decapitated girlfriend Elizabeth (Patty Mullen) who is just a living head. Of course, this grin and gore-fest is not for the weak of heart. Rather it’s for the strongest of hard-ons as a bevy of beauties appear in the buff. For starters, Honey (Charlotte J. Helmkamp) flashes her natural rack just 27 minutes into the movie. If it’s nude boobs you’re after (and who isn’t?), then fast-forward to the 36-minute mark. That’s when a bunch of be-thonged hookers jiggle their juggles during a dance party in a hotel room. Check out the naked knockers on Sugar (Vicki Darnell) and Snow (Gittan Goding) as well as the itty bitties on Angel (Jennifer Delora). If that’s not arousing enough, the off-color eyefuls Amber (Kimberly Taylor) and Chartreuse (Heather Hunter) pause their pillow fight to swap Sapphic spit! The sexy and spooky movie also includes Brooke Taylor in a bikini, Lia Chang’s hot buns, and Susan Napoli’s perky pokies. Breast of all, Ms. Mullen bares her three Bs as her lead character strips, mounts a john, electrocutes him, and pulls off his head. Needless to say, blood and other oozing fluids are bound to follow on screen and off!