Animal House: Celeb Nudes on DVD 7-26-11

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You’ll be doing a kegstand in your pants this week as the Mr. Skin-approved comedy classic Animal House (1978) finally hits Blu-ray. We’ve also got a ass-tounding eyeful of Italian beauties Nela Lucic and Anna Jimskaia as Euro-erotica director (and confirmed ass man) Tinto BrassMonamour (2005) gets the deluxe DVD treatment, and you’ll be mangling your machete as the dairylicious doc Machete Maidens Unleashed slices its way onto DVD.

In other DVD and Blu-ray nudes, you’ll be revving your engine when biker babe Kristin Herold flashes her headlights in Born to Ride (2011):

allen dvdIt’s the three R’s of collegiate life: raunch, retching, and ‘rections. They’re all present and accounted for in this uproarious T&A masterpiece that made all the world a wild toga party. The drunken perverts of Animal House (1978) put high, hard fun in higher education as they wage war on so-called decency, repressed homoerotic frat houses, and a disciplinarian dean. Among the road trips and six-packs are lots of fleshy two-packs, a nice fanny flash from Karen Allen, and more gross-out good humor than you can shake your meat to.

Directed by Italian erotic film maestro Tinto Brass, Monamour (2005) stars Anna Jimskaia as Marta, a woman who accompanies her husband to a book fair and strikes up an affair with a French man (Riccardo Marino) she meets under a painting of Jupiter’s erect penis. Be sure to check out the scene where Anna and her galpal Nela Lucic hit the spa completely nude. Anna spends so much of this movie completely naked that they should have called it BONE-amour!jimskaia dvd

In the 1970s and ’80s, the place to be for making sleazy drive-in fare wasn’t Hollywood back lots- it was the lush jungles of the Phillippines. Drawn to the island nation by the plentiful, cheap labor and lack of safety standards, American B-movie producers ground out grindhouse pics by the hundreds set in women’s prisons, cannibal camps, fascist dictatorships and jungle hellholes of all types, all slated for drive-in double features back in the USA. Now the nude documentary Machete Maidens Unleashed! reveals the titillating true stories behind wild flicks like The Big Doll House, Black Mama White Mama, Cover Girl Models, Firecracker, and The Mad Doctor of Blood Island that lived by a different, but still pretty cool, type of three Bs- boobs, blood and beasts.

herold dvdTwo buddies on a motorcycle trip get caught up in a deadly game of political intrigue in Born to Ride (2011). Mike (Casper Van Dien) and Alex (Patrick Muldoon) take to the open road for an epic highway adventure. Motorcycle mamas are an essential part of any biker flick, and Theresa Russell of Wild Things fame will rev your motor as a sexy biker babe. But hot Harley honey Kristin Herold will really get your engine running as Nikki, who we see from behind as she strips to a thong for her outlaw biker guy. Kristin’s got a body that was Born to Ride!

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